Police say a belligerent man dressed in scuba gear caused a stir at a Traverse City, Michigan McDonalds restaurant when he waddled up to the drive-thru window and tried to order a filet-o-fish sandwich.

The Traverse City Record-Eagle reports when man, who had been drinking like a marlin, showed up Tuesday morning workers called police. Officers found the 48-year-old man a quarter mile down the pike flipping off passing drivers. Captain Crook of the Traverse City PD says the man was tanked. He was not arrested, but warned not to surface again at the restaurant.

Crook couldn't fathom why the man was wearing scuba gear.

New Jersey officials smell something fishy. There have been some incredible animal rescues from the elements, but the City of Newark's Department of Health and Community Wellness warned New Jerseyans today not to catch or eat fish that may have scavanged after the recent storms.

In Newark, heavy rain and flooding has caused fish to swim out of overflown rivers. Some locals are placing them back to their homes while others see this as an opportunity for dinner.

Department of Health spokeswoman Elle R. Highwater told reporters, Hey. These are New Jersey rivers. Would you drink the water out of these rivers? If not, why would you eat fish that drink that water?

Along a lonely stretch of highway in Alliance, Nebraska sits a mysterious monument to America's rich history of putting the pedal to the metal: Carhenge.

Paying homage to Stonehenge, Carhenge has been fascinating people since its installation in the '80s. Dreamed up by Jim Reinders as a memorial to his father, Carhenge consists of a circle of cars with a heel stone, slaughter stone, and two station stones within the circle. In fact, it's a near perfect match to its counterpart across a pond, thanks to Reinder's extensive studies of Stonehenge while living in England.

While it's certainly the centerpiece, the druidic tribute isn't the only strange thing on the property. There's also a "Car Art Preserve" populated with plenty of art projects created with vehicle bits and pieces, and even a little graveyard dedicated to three foreign cars buried on the grounds. A full vehicle serves as their makeshift gravestone, reading: Here lie three bones of foreign cars. They served our purpose while Detroit slept. Now Detroit is awake and America's great!